Lovelorn Poet in Pittsburgh, PA: I Have A Huge…

I have a huge… bag of kale!

I have a huge… bag of kale!
Let me put it in you!?!?
Raw preferably, if you’re into that 😉

I don’t got no rice, bags of kale are the only thing that I like.

All you pretty dark haired, evil eyed women from larryville, bloomfield, polish hill, highland park…
I wanna share this healthy experience with all yinz.
Plenty of it to go around.

P.S. I have beer, weed and some crappy music that you probably are into as well.

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weatherproof tributary nay elf i 😉

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