Moose by Daryl Mitchell
It’s like hurling frozen waffles at your neighbors iguana. It’s kind of like trying to make popcorn in a plastic bucket using a magnifying glass. I sometimes think that the world could use an enema. I’ve never been caught eating a booger. I have lots of shoes, but I only have two feet. I buy cheap sunglasses. Toads are cool. Can you choke on cotton candy? Who the fuck would pay $45.00 for 18 weenies???? I bet the only kitchen in hell serves nothing but liver and Tab. If it costs more than $50.00, it better be a whole fucking shoe. Reality shows aren’t. Old people at the grocery stores are mean. It’s hot. My wenis itches. I need to stress less about stress. Lightning bug or firefly? Ok. I’ve said enough. Feel free to kick me.
