IEOC by unknown
Once upon a time there was a boy. Just an average boy. But as some boys go, he knew in his heart that he was different than the other boys. For he did not pick his nose, nor sniff his farts, nor chew his toenails as his friends did…
…. for it was, when nobody was looking, he did not eat his salty boogers savored by all his friends; but rather preferred the intoxicating aroma and enticing flavor of orange crayons
The ieatorangecrayons person posted to the Madison Missed Connections on and off for several years. Often, they’d post and then delete the message shortly after (or sometimes it would be flagged and removed), but I did manage to grab a few. I always thought they were kind of nutty in a fun/good way.
