This Disembodiment by Dee Ashley
I am a doppelganger
A hammersmithing fortune telling space ghost Shaker
I dispenze a pez Fitness
One by one in ur mouth until i indian giver
I come through with the quickness
And navajo business
I grab a ho tko the Casino Business
I got more rhymes than a potluck dinner
And cakewalk through ur lands
until thanksgivn is purchased
Like Louisiana alabama Maryland nevada
Stop my tongue its slingin shuns i paid for the redskins
Cuz I spilt my blood
But its not personal its history
Lets rewrite the Books until it Cooks
Like clark and Louis
But if u got sacajawayea please be sure to holler at me
Oh snap its a dissness a Missed fetch a little monkey wrench
In the whitewashed mess
But please disregard how I feel its last Nights
Wjlv 9 Sports blooper reel
The Washington DC Missed Connections was typically a high-volume but rather unimaginative place. It had its garden-variety NSA posts plus the standard “saw you in a bar/coffee shop / train…” messages that would have been considered appropriate for the forum. Poetry and creative writing showed up quite rarely (and you can interpret that as you wish).
