Urban Monster photo by caruba
After an extended stay in the pitch black nothingness that exists between moments, I have emerged from my cocoon of absolute zero only to find myself thrust into a mindless opera of cultural decay.
So I’ve returned to the sweet embrace of this carefully concocted prison we call planet earth to offer my services once again. Whether it be a mischievous spectre causing the proverbial bump in the night or a crawling chaos shrieking through rifts in time and space, I can kill it.
Well versed in the ways of the old ones I promise to remove what is causing your increasingly exquisite form of suffering. Send me an email detailing your issue and we’ll go from there.
This message was placed in the Manhattan Missed Connections a year or so ago, and it resurfaced a few times. I also seem to recall it was posted on a few different MC locations. I’ve always been a bit tempted to respond to these messages to see what it’s all about – is the person behind this a real life ghost hunter or is it just another scam? But I’d prefer to simply save and ponder than know the real answer.
