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Why I oughta…
You imbecile!
You knucklehead!
You lamebrain!
We’re gettin’ no place fast.
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Spread out!
I’ll murder ya!
Why you…
You nitwit!
Oh, you’re an intelligent imbecile!
What’s the big idea here?!
Recede
What’s the matter with you?
Pick out two.
Shut Up!
Quiet!
Explain it to ’em.That’s enough!
Get goin’!
A long time ago, someone posted this list of Three Stooges lines to the Vancouver Missed Connections. I thought it had a rather poetic ring to it while providing ready-made responses to whatever news headline rankles you. They really come in handy these days!
