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From Anchorage to Zebulon: In Search of Missed Connections

Missed Connections in Savannah, GA: Lost Pants

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Lost Pants
Missed Connections in Savannah / Hinesville

Woke up with no pants after pub crawl.
NO pants NO boxers NO boots NO dignity…
Only a long sleeve T.
You can understand how losing everything but my shirt is inconvenient considering I don’t remember much.
If you saw me wandering downtown around River St. please respond to this.
I know I streaked by a cop who said ‘Excuse me Sir?’ and chuckled a bit.
Sorry City of Savannah- but I NEED MY PANTS.

NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:

You know that expression, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas”? Well, it appears Savannah is giving Glitter City a run for the title – but in this case what happens in Savannah ends up on Missed Connections! Today we’re featuring a wee bit of the nuttiness you’ll find there. šŸ˜‰

 

Missed Connection in NYC: Antichrist Mayor

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NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:

The missed connections I place in the Random Weirdness category are some of my favorites. I think they would make an awesome short film series, don’t you? All I need are cameras and actors, and locations and I’m ready to roll! šŸ™‚ Seriously, who doesn’t love a character who eat a chocolate muffin and then hops on the hog to poison apples at Trader Joe’s?

 

Antichrist Mayor
Missed Connections in Manhattan

You were eating a chocolate muffin in front of the Magnolia Bakery, and the specks in your hair shone wild in the dark autumn night.
I loved you from the minute I saw you, and knew you were my soul-mate.
I didn’t talk to you because I was shy and disheveledā€”oh how I wish I did!
You rode away on your motorcycle, and it was obvious you were making plans to poison all the apples at Trader Joe’s.
You know as well as I do, when I talked to the future mayor on the phone in 1999, that he was the antichrist who would give us the mark of the beast with his Bloomberg machines.
Write me, love.
I’m waiting.

Missed Connections in Pittsburgh, PA: That Elf on Penn Ave.

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NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:

Today we have a wacky little message from an elf-seeing Pittsburgh poet. Of course, what could be better than David Bowie’s Laughing Gnome as a soundtrack? How about footage of a Bruce Springsteen concert set to Bowie’s Laughing Gnome? I kid you not, Ā someone was working elfin magic with that editing software (and the Bruce plays the starring role perfectly). Seeing isĀ believing.

 

That Elf On Penn Ave
Missed Connections in Pittsburgh

You were dressed as an elf among all the Furries downtown on Friday night.
You were so beautiful, but you stepped away before I had a chance to ask your name.

 

 

Missed Connections in Fargo, ND: Guy In The Dumpster

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NOTE FROM THE MISSED CONNECTIONS CHIEF BOTTLE FINDER:

Wow! I don’t even know what to say about this one. Fargo? Who would have thought? Speaking of random weirdness, be sure to read the notes about Wild Man Fischer on the YouTube page. Perhaps our Fargo dumpster guy isĀ channelingĀ the Wild Man’s spirit?

Guy in the Dumpster
Missed Connections in Fargo / Moorhead

So today i was recycling my magazines and then to my surprise i heard a noise! in the dumpster, i realized i throw my magazines on top of your head! sooo sorry, you had shaggy brown hair and chocolaty eyes that sparkled in the sunlight that reflected off the dumpster wall. . . . I asked if you were all right, and you replied, “Yeah, just fine now that your here sexy lady” Your cologne overpowered the smell of dumpster and I fought off the urge to jump right in there with you and make sweet, passionate love.. I was the girl with the red leather mini skirt recycling my playboy magazines . . . if you read this respond by telling me my hair color, hope i hear from, you scrumptious beast!!!!

Missed Connections in Asheville, NC: Rhino Sighting

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Note from the Missed Connections Chief Bottle Finder:

Iā€™m taking a bit of a vacation through July 15 so I thought it would be fun to dig through the missed connections archive and re-publish some of the gems you may not have caught the first time around. The Asheville MC has some pretty entertaining messages and this one tops the list by far. I’m not sure what space pants are but I bet Syd Barret circa 1966 owned a pair.

Rhine Sighting
Missed Connections in Asheville, NC

I think I saw a rhino riding a tandem bicycle with a unicorn on some back road in Nova Scotia.
I’m not sure where they were headed but it looked like fun!
I wasn’t close enough to see clearly but I think they were wearing knee socks with inappropriate language on them. . . !
So, if you think this is who you are looking for, come on over from upstate, we’ll have some salad and discuss the rhino situation.
Catch’ya later space pants!

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